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Roswell is Real: A Spaceship Crashlanded There



Aliens crash landed in Roswell in 1947.



In 2011, the FBI released a memo from 1950 that recorded what happened at Roswell. In the memo, whose subject line is 'Flying Saucers', Agent Hottel reveals that an Air Force investigator had stated that 'three so-called flying saucers had been recovered in New Mexico'.

The investigator gave the information to a special agent, he said. The FBI has censored both the agent and the investigator's identity.

Agent Hottel went on to write: 'They were described as being circular in shape with raised centers, approximately 50 feet in diameter.



Another Memo from 1947 has a very similiar story.



Military authorities issued a press release, which began: ‘The many rumours regarding the flying disc became a reality yesterday when the intelligence officer of the 509th Bomb Group of the Eighth Air Force, Roswell Army Air Field, was fortunate enough to gain possession of a disc.'

The headlines screamed: 'Flying Disc captured by Air Force.' Yet, just 24 hours later, the military changed their story and claimed the object they'd first thought was a 'flying disc' was a weather balloon that had crashed on a nearby ranch.



Amazingly, the media and the public accepted the explanation without question. Roswell disappeared from the news until the late Seventies, when some of the military involved began to speak out.

The reason Roswell happened was to give us the Jade Eggs that allow you to look into other multiverses. The reason we humans got the eggs when we did, 1947, is because God was trying to help us humans deal with the uncertainty of nuclear war. The were given to us right after Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The idea was that we humans could use the eggs to look into alternative universes to see whether we were going to destroy ourselves in a nuclear war.

God also helped us develop nuclear bombs during the Manhattan project in order to defeat the Nazi illuminati. The Jade Eggs were a way for God to help avoid the potentional destrution to creation that nuclear war would cause.

The illuminati don't understand how to use these Green Eggs really. The eggs can do many other things that they've never imagined. The illuminati just likes to use the eggs to corrupt our sports. That's the only thing they've figured out to do with them.

The eggs can also be used to terraform new planets and areas destroyed by war (like during a nuclear war). The illuminati don't know how to do that though. The illuminati only understand 5% of what the eggs can accomplish. They've been trying to figure them out since 1947 and have never learned ONE SINGLE THING. The technique of cheating with the eggs is something the Magliens (who know these eggs from other parts of the universe) taught them.