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THE CHEAP ASS QUEEN OF ENGLAND REFUSES TO CATER THE ROYAL WEDDING


The Illuminati Queen of England is so cheap she's not even catering the wedding with Harry and Markle.



For the first time ever, the Royals are allowing "commoners" to come see the wedding. Only hitch is though that the Royals are too cheap to give any of the "commoners" food during the 5 hour event.



Twelve-hundred handpicked members of the public will crowd inside the grounds of Windsor Castle to be among the first to see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle emerge as a married couple on Saturday 19 May.

Representatives of the royal family, which has an estimated net worth well in excess of $800 million, have sent letters to these guests encouraging them to bring their own picnics, in a move described by one invitee as "unfathomable". According to the Queen's representatives, "bring a picnic lunch as it will not be possible to buy food and drink on site". Also, "throwing rice or confetti is not encouraged."



Fortunately, there is a McDonalds close by so I'm sure all the "commoners" will be bringing in Big Macs, Chicken McNuggest and cokes to go see the show. I guess everyone can bring their Royale's with cheese into the big illuminati circus show... ;)_



The Queen really hates Markle. The Queen is incredibly racist and even though Markle is actually a dark Jew and not African-American at all, the Queen hates the fact they're getting married. The irony is that the Queen is descended from dark jews.

Queen Victoria - Elizabeth's grandmother - was installed by the Illuminati. She was a dark Jew.

Queen Victoria was a brute idiot who was the inspiration for the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland