The illuminati have a bias against men masturbating. They tell everyone that men masturbating leads to a sapping of their vitality. Masturbation they say is for losers.

This is a stupid illuminati lie. Men masturbating is not only natural but healthy. The illuminati's prohibition against men masturbating is an old Kaballah myth that is related to the myth that masturbating results in men losing their eyesight. The eyesight thing obviously seems ridiculous to everyone now, but back before modern science the illuminati told that lie all the time.

Now they say that it saps mens vitality and leads to earlier death. They say that the more you masturbate the shorter your life span and the less prosperous your life.

This is all ridiculous. The illuminati have no penises so of course they aren't going to be masturbating. Because the illuminati jews have inbred themselves for thousands of years they don't have penises to masturbate with. So they're prohibition against masturbation is used to exclude real men from their higher positions of power.

Men need to ejaculate regularily to be healthy. If you don't have a wife or other sexual partners, masturbation is your natural choice. Masturbation has no ill effects, though it is not as good a climax as climaxing with a partner. Men ejaculating leads directly to a decrease in prostate cancer risk.

A study from the Boston University School of Public Health found that men ages 20 to 29 who ejaculated 21 times or more each month were 19 percent less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than those who ejaculated less often, between 4 and 7 times per month. It wasn’t just young guys who saw the benefit: Men 40 to 49 who ejaculated at least 21 times per month reduced their risk of developing prostate cancer by 22 percent. A man's ability to lower his prostate cancer risk is literally in his own hands.

It doesn’t matter whether you orgasm with your partner or on your own -- the advantages of ejaculation are seen regardless of whether you’re having intercourse or just masturbating.

For people without a partner (or a partner who is not interested in sex), masturbation is a good choice. It's a lot safer than seeing a prostitute where (A) you're endangering yourself by breaking the law (B) endangering your health through STDs.

Pornography is just a masturbation enabler. Men use pornography for masturbation. Nowadays pretty much every male knows websites that provide free pornography. While pornography in America is pretty shitty and has lost much of the sophistication it had in the 1970s, it's still what males in America go to for masturbation aid.

In the age of the internet, there is no sense in prohibiting pornography online. Banning pornography is like tilting at windmills. We should make sure that certain types of pornography are not circulated (child pornography being an obvious case but also things like bestiality and necrophilia.) That is as much as we should do as a government. The market for pornography will sort the rest out.