The Japanese hardly have sex anymore.
Not only are people having less sex, the country's birthrate has declined so much the Japanese population is expected to drop by a third within the next 50 years.
In Tokyo, a city of 35 million people, just 250,000 babies are born each year - a shockingly low figure when compared to London's rate of 135,000 children born to a population of just eight million.
'There are lots of reasons for the population decline but one of the biggest trends is that young Japanese people are moving away from wanting to have sex,' Rani revealed in an interview with MailOnline.
'Many young people have just decided they don't want any part of it. I'm as baffled as anyone else by it!'
Most baffling of all are the otaku [geeks], many of whom have chosen to withdraw from the dating game altogether in favour of 'relationships' with virtual girlfriends.
Among them are Nurakan, 38, and Yugai, 39, whose 'girlfriends' Ne-ne and Rinko both come in a box and are part of a virtual game created by Nintendo called Love +.
And the pair really do believe they're in real relationships with the animated characters. 'I like the girls in this game too much,' explains Yugai, who adds that he tries not to have sexual feelings about his virtual girlfriend because the relationship is supposed to be platonic.
Asked whether he'd like a real girlfriend, he answers: 'Yes of course I do but since I began a relationship with Ne-ne, I'm really emotionally involved with her.'
'Ne-ne', should you have forgotten, is a cartoon schoolgirl, who says things like: 'do you really want to talk this late at night?', 'Because I like you, I will always want to be with you' and 'Let's go to the beach, let's dream and have lots of fun.'
Yugai, who says he is 17 in the Love + game, explains that for him, being involved with a cartoon is easier because he will never have to contemplate marriage.
'At high school you can have relationships without having to think about marriage,' he explains. 'With real life girlfriends, you have to consider marriage so I think twice about going out with a 3D woman.'
The Japanese have seriously high levels of genetic disease because they are so xenophobic. They have inbred on their little island until they
no longer have penises. 99% of the Japanese are now hermaphrodites with tails. They are also 99% gay now. They don't have normal sex because they are not human.
And if they do have sex it's gay sex.
Unsurprisingly, Japanese women are not impressed. 'Relatively speaking, I think most Japanese women find Japanese men wanting,' explains Roland.
Embarrassed Japanese women have to pretend that their little runt men aren't gay.
"Japanese men are straight but they are not interested in women that much,' explains Natsuo. 'They don't aggressively try to get girlfriends.
Her friend Yamiko adds: 'They are afraid to get real contact with humans.'
A recent survey by Japanese insurance company Meiji Yasuda Life found that a third of Japanese men under 40 have never dated women at all, although women themselves aren't much better.
'They are afraid to get real contact with humans.' - Yamiko
A survey by the Japanese Family Planning Association done earlier this year found that 45 per cent of women between 18 and 24 'were not interested in or despised sexual contact.'
'A few people can't relate to the opposite sex physically or in any other way,' adds Ai Aoyama, a Japanese sex and relationship counsellor in an interview with the Guardian.
'They flinch if I touch them. Most are men, but I'm starting to see more women.'