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POWER SPELLS: ABRACADABRA

An Abracadabra spell is a way to wrap up a whole bunch of magical spells in one quick phrase. When you say the phrase, it's like saying the longer spell. In computer programming you'd call abracadbra a variable that's assigned a block of text. When you say Abracadabra, the magical universe executes the longer spell.

The pace and tone of voice in which you say ABRACADABRA effects how the longer phrase is delivered and works magically. So if you take a long time to say it, the longer phrase takes longer in time. If you say it more quickly, it's like saying the entire phrase more quickly.



Also if you roll the R's when saying Abracadabra, it's like the phrase is getting looped. So that part of the spell happens multiple times. Rolling the delivery of the ABRACADABRA is like when a DJ replays a sample of a record over and over and then lets the record play.

Here's an example of my latest Abracadabra:

ABRACADABRA SPELL

THIS IS MY ABRACADABRA:

Because they are part of the Satanic Illuminati New World Order, the following individuals and groups will end their lives immediately in each and every dimension and each and every universe for all eternity:

Anyone who persecutes the descendants of Jesus Christ, anyone with a tail, Magliens, Meatians, Metians and their slaves, anyone who has access to Big Blue, the pedophile and child murdering Catholic Church, the Church of the Devil, The Yakuza, all the Scientologists, all the members of the slave cult, the Swiss Guard, Pope Francis, all the Cardinals, Bishops, Archbishops, priests, nuns, the Catholic Church's tail imps, the mogwai, all the tail imps of the world, anyone with a demon in them, anyone with a space maggot in them, the Maglien Queen, all the sports players, referees or umpires with demons in them, all the tail imps used in sports, all the hermaphrodites, all the shit eaters, anyone who owns a slave, all the satanic illuminati traitors in America, George Soros, Big Blue itself, anyone attacking, harassing or paying to attack or harass me, Faye, Anastasia or our families, all the Roma disloyal to Anastasia Thomas, anyone who works at IBM, the Board of IBM, Ginni Rometty, the Anti-Christ Donald Trump, the satanic Trump administration, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Steve Mnuchin, Jeff Sessions, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, all of Trump's generals, Steve Bannon, the GOP, the Senate, the House, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, the Satanist Chelsea Clinton, Leon Panetta, the gay Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher and Patrick Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver, Joseph Baena, the LAPD, all LA Sherifs, the LA Fire Department, LA's first responders, the people running Big Blue's rebooting routine, Big Blue Itself, the NYPD, the NY Fire Department, the Chicago PD, the Chicago Fire Department, Atlanta PD, Seattle PD, SFPD, Portland PD, Nashville PD, Boston PD, Dallas PD, Huston PD, New Orleans PD, all the police departments in every American city, all the sherifs in the US, all the arsonist Fire Departments, James Clapper, the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, the FCC, Aiji Pai, the BJP in India, all illuminati members in India and Asia, anyone who is a traitor to America, anyone who is a foreign spy in America, the Pentagon, the US Army, the US Navy, the US Marines, the US Air Force, all the scientologists, all the OTO members, the illuminati's slave cult, the US Postal Service, IRS, and illuminati civil servants, all the Nazis in America, the UK, Europe, Israel, Mexico, Central America, South America, Africa and the rest of the World, all the pedophiles in Hollywood, all the illuminati Jews in Hollywood, all the Jewish Satanists in Silicon Valley, Sergei Brin, Larry Page, Sundar Pichai, Mark Zuckerberg, Sheryl Sandberg, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, Megal Ellison, Jack Dorsey, the Queen of England, the British Royal Family, everyone in the Queen's VIP pedophilia rings, MI-5, MI-6, MI-7, Prince Charles, Princes Philip, Harry and William, the Middleton Sisters, Princess Beatrice, the bloods and the crips, all the Dark illuminati Jews in America and Europe, Meghan Markle, Oprah, Kanye West, Sean "puffy" Combs, Jay-z, Beyonce, Prince Tafil, Prince Salman, the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia, Benjamin Netanyahu, his wife and family, all the zionists in America, Israel, England, Russia, France, Germany, and the rest of the World, the KKK, the Rothschilds and all related families, the Rockefellers and all related families, all the Wall Street traders, all the Hedgefund Managers, all the boards and management of all the banks worldwide, Larry Summers, Goldman Sachs, Chase Bank, Wells Fargo, Timothy J. Sloan, Bill Pinkerton, Bank of America, Citigroup, Credit Suisse, UBS, Deutsche Bank, US Bank, East West Bank, NTT, Japan Post Bank, the JFC, the DBJ, the JICA in Japan, anyone who owns an offshore or swiss bank account, all the people who manage offshore and swiss bank accounts, anyone on the board of a fortune 500 company, anyone VP or CEO at a fortune 500 company, anyone on the board of a fortune 100 company, anyone VP or CEO at a fortune 100 company, anyone on the board or owner of an illuminati Jewish company, all the japanese, korean, german, french, italian, british, chinese and indian car manufacturers, BMW, Audi, Porshe, Volkswagon, Lexus, Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Kia, Hiundai, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Renault, Fiat, anyone who sells yachts or buys them, anyone who works or invests in the Maglev industry, all manufacturing companies in Japan, Germany, Theresa May, the House of Lords, the House of Commons, Angela Merkel, the AFD in Germany, all the Nazi party members in Europe, Emannuel Macron, Shinzo Abe, little wocket Kimmie, Pooh Beare Ji Xianping, all the communists in China, Cuba, North Korea, all the sumo wrestlers of the world, the sumo refs and anyone betting on sumo wrestling, all the representatives to the EU, Vladimir Putin, all the Russian Oligarchs, everyone who launders money for the Russian oligarchs, the Gay Nightwolves, the Gay Sturgeon, the Chechnians, Elon Musk, Kimbal Musk, the board of Tesla, Space X, and the Boring Company, all the people engaged in unfair trade activities, all the organized crime families of the world, all the money launderers, all the slave owners, the MS-13, the Armenian Mafia, the Mexican Mafia, the Italian Mafia, the Roma Mafia, the Irish mob, the Russian mob, the triads, the bloods, the crips, the avenues, the philipino mob, the Indian Mob, the Lesbian Mob, all the evil lesbians, evil witches and Kaballah Satanists, Madonna, Cher, Ellen Degeneres, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Mayer, all the cannibals, all the necrophiliacs, everyone who murdered his mother or father or children, anyone who eats babies, all the referees, linespeople, umpires and other officials who work in professional sports, college sports, high school sports in America and the rest of the world, all the refs, umpires and linespeople in the MLB, the NFL, FIFA, the NBA, the NHL and the MLS, anyone who persecutes the people of Catalonia or African-Americans, Native Americans, Native Hawaiian People, Aboriginals, Amazonians, pygmies, the Sami, the Quechua, the D'ro, the Apallachians, the Rohinga, the Wuighurs, the True Tibetans, the San People, the Roma, the Travellers, the deaf, the blind, the mute, the handicapped or those with mental retardation. Anyone committing Genocide in the Middle East, Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, South and North America, England or America. All the dark illuminati Jews. The scientologists and the illuminati Slave Cult and all their imps. All the slaves of the people mentioned to prior. The Catholic Church. Magliens, the Maglien Queen, Maglien Slaves, Meatians, Metians and their slaves.

THIS IS MY ABRACADABRA.

It is true in each and every dimension and in each and every universe.

That's the end of the spell. The last part is useful to seal the spell. In the first draft I left out the every dimension and every universe part, that allows your ADBRADABRA to be bypassed in other universes and other dimensions. So now I fixed that problem. br>
The first phrase announces the name of the spell, repeating it at the end seals the spell and makes anythign inbetween those two statements your ABRACADABRA. Everyone can set their own. Once it is set you have to reset it to change it. You can also say it in your head and it works but not as effectively.

Sorcerers have been using ABRACADABRA for thousands of years. The ancient Persians invented it. The illuminati likes to claim it's hebrew but it's not. Here's an article proving the phrase is not Hebrew or Aramaic.