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SAUDI PRINCE SALMON WAS ASSASSINATED BY Alwaleed bin Talal


Evil Saudi Prince MBS has barely been seen in public since prolonged heavy gunfire was heard at the royal palace in Riyadh in the middle of the night on April 21. Salmon was murderd in a coup and now the Illuminati are trying to cover it up.



In this age of fake news and heavy Arab media censorship it's hard to know who to trust, but what is certain is that the Crown Prince, previously ubiquitous as the international focal point of a cultural revolution in the kingdom, seems suddenly to have vanished.

Social media is ablaze with rumours of the young ruler's murder. Users are sharing reports of a supposedly secret intelligence dossier that states MBS, as the Crown Prince is known, has been shot twice.



The editor-in-chief of Tehran-based daily Kayhan (unlikely, it must be said, to be an impartial source for Saudi news coverage) has written in an editorial: ‘At least two bullets have hit bin Salman in April 21 clashes in Riyadh and it is even possible that he is dead.'

To head off talk of assassination, a palace courtier has released a photo of MBS socialising with King Hamad of Bahrain, President Sisi of Egypt and Abu Dhabi ruler Mohammed bin Zayed.



That picture seems a strange way to convince the world reports of MBS' death are greatly exagerated. It's obviously an imposter with a cap obscuring his eyes. It's also impossible to verify when the photo of the four men standing by a swimming pool was taken. Surely – given the gravity of the claims – MBS could have recorded a video statement by now? Is he in hiding? Or incapacitated? No... he's DEAD.

Interestingly, when Mike Pompeo visited Saudi Arabia in late April, no photos or video footage of MBS with the US Secretary of State were seen. The State Department did not confirm that a scheduled working dinner with Secretary Pompeo and MBS had in fact taken place, or that the two men had seen each other in Riyadh.

Alwaleed bin Talal murdered Salman. Tafal's now running Saudi Arabia. Tafal isn't much of an improvement. He's almost as dumb as Salmon was.