Hitler never died in Berlin. The Nazis faked his death and transported him to Argentina via submarine. He lived until 1984 in Argentina and then Brazil. I killed him in Brazil in 1984 via my paranormal powers.

The CIA, President Truman new that Hitler had relocated to South America and didn't really die, but they hid it from America as part of the detente in the war between America and the illuminati/Nazis. Not only did we allow many to flee to South America, many others became part of NASA or the CIA.

Hitler easily faked his own death through the use of double, say the team, who add the corpse found by the Russians was actually five inches shorter than Hitler with a smaller skull. Not to mention the fact the body disappeared before the American or British authorities could investigate it.

As the war came to an end many Nazis fled and set up a new life in warmer climes, many making it all the way to South America and the crack team uncover a mass Nazi exodus from Templehof airport the day after Hitler was last seen in public. In a further twist, the plane even contained Hitler's luggage.

In the 1950s a special agent for the FBI got word that Hitler was in Argentia and he tried to pass the information up the chain of command but J Edgar Hoover - illuminati stooge - made sure the story never got anywhere.

Hitler was never the mastermind of the Nazis, he was a character who played a part. He never wrote Mein Kampf, he didn't even give his own speaches, they had a double give them. Hitler was a mentall retarded Rothschild Jew. All of his grandparents were Jewish and one was Mayer Rothschild. He was raised to be the "Fuhrer".

Monty Python had heard Hitler was alive when Hitler decided to take a vacation to England. After they heard about the trip Monty Python came up with this sketch:

When the Nazis and the illuminati lost WWII, they treated Hitler like a stud horse. They put him out to pasture and take it easy in permanent vacation land. He was the Nazi's big secret - Adolf was still alive. They all believed that at some point the Nazis/illuminati would regain the balance of power and take over the world and he would become Fuhrer again.

While they were waiting they created the "boys of brazil." Adolf Hitler had no dick or balls - just two vaginas. Hitler did have balls but they were undescended and he had no dick for the semen to go through. Hitler could get impregnated because he had vaginas but most of those children died.

Until Invitro came along, Hitler had no way to create children as a man. As a hermaphrodite with a mixed up body, he could only create babies as a woman. Hitler had no way to sire children until they invented invitro fertilization.

Once they started doing invitro with Hitler's semen they also began experimenting with cloning. So they made thousands and thousands of Hitler babies. They wanted to have as many variations of Hitler as possible. Most of them died because Hitler was so diseased genetically, but some of them survived - like Roger Federer.

They even made a movie about the whole thing called the Boys in Brazil. It was nominated for an Academy Award.

I killed Hitler in 84 when I was 9 by willing him to death. When Adolf Hitler died in 1984, they set up a massive crypt for all of his possessions. The Nazis have some crazy beliefs about Hitler coming back from the dead. They think he'll need all of his stuff when he does.

After 30 years though the Nazis gave up on Hitler coming back from the dead. In 2016, Hitler's crypt was " discovered" and the artifacts removed to be put in a museum (you know to celebrate Hitler better).

The investigation that culminated in the discovery of the collection began when authorities found artworks of illicit origin in a gallery in north Buenos Aires. Agents with the international police force Interpol began following the collector and with a judicial order raided the house on June 8. A large bookshelf caught their attention and behind it agents found a hidden passageway to a room filled with Nazi imagery.

In a hidden room in a house near Argentina’s capital, police found the biggest collection of Nazi artifacts in the country’s history, including a bust relief of Adolf Hitler, magnifying glasses inside elegant boxes with swastikas and even a macabre medical device used to measure head size for eugenics.

Some 75 objects were found in a collector’s home in Beccar, a suburb north of Buenos Aires, and authorities say they are originals that probably belonged to high-ranking Nazis in Germany. They won't admit it's Adolf Hitler's crypt of course, but that's what the find is.

Among the disturbing items were toys that Bullrich said would have been used to indoctrinate children, a large statue of the Nazi Eagle above a swastika, a Nazi hourglass and a box of harmonicas.

Police say one of the most-compelling piece of evidence that establishes a link between the items and Hitler is a photo negative of Hitler holding a magnifying glass that matches those found in the boxes. "We have turned to historians and they've told us it is the original magnifying glass" that Hitler was using, said Nestor Roncaglia, head of Argentina's federal police.

All of the items were found also photographed with Adolf Hitler though this bit of news is being hidden by the illuminati News. "Our first investigations indicate that these are original pieces," Argentine Security Minister Patricia Bullrich told The Associated Press on Monday, saying that many pieces were accompanied by old photographs. "This is a way to commercialize them, showing that they were used by the horror, by the Fuhrer. There are photos of Hitler with the objects."

The photograph negative was not released to the public, but was shown to The Associated Press on the condition that it not be published. The AP works for the illuminati so they don't want to publish the photo anyway. They don't want to release it because it shows a Hitler in 1960s dress with the magnifying glass.